Confidence goals: Kanye West 

Attitude goals: Rihanna

Money goals: Beyonce

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today at crew...

  • student stage manager: *makes a ton of references to sex while trying to teach us how to use a drill*
  • me: *jokingly* haha, that's it I'm sooo done with you guys *pretends to leave then walks back in*
  • stage manager: so you're one of those prudes?
  • me: *no however I am fourteen years old and a fucking asexual who was gets uncomfortable by sex and fuck I wasn't even that upset I knew it was a joke oh my god what's fucking wrong with being a prude anyway like it's your place to judge if a freshman girl has sex or not?!*
  • me: haha guess so!

gayinsect:

im pretty sure bromance is the perfect example of how embarrassingly fragile masculinity is. you know what a female bromance is called? a friendship 

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bakedly:

Your butt is nice but it would be nicer if it was on my lap

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nonstaff:

petition to make this the new loading gif

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nonstaff:

petition to make this the new loading gif

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yungterra:

You want my phone number? It’s useless. The best way to contact me is to fill a human skull with acorns and vigorously shake it into the night. I will hear you eventually.

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hellagoodhair:

chilewebeopuntocom:

Arte

my hands can’t even open water bottles
hellagoodhair:

chilewebeopuntocom:

Arte

my hands can’t even open water bottles
hellagoodhair:

chilewebeopuntocom:

Arte

my hands can’t even open water bottles
hellagoodhair:

chilewebeopuntocom:

Arte

my hands can’t even open water bottles
hellagoodhair:

chilewebeopuntocom:

Arte

my hands can’t even open water bottles

hellagoodhair:

chilewebeopuntocom:

Arte

my hands can’t even open water bottles

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sup-london:

"remember that time when yo-"

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and then yo-

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