student stage manager:
*makes a ton of references to sex while trying to teach us how to use a drill*
*jokingly* haha, that's it I'm sooo done with you guys *pretends to leave then walks back in*
so you're one of those prudes?
*no however I am fourteen years old and a fucking asexual who was gets uncomfortable by sex and fuck I wasn't even that upset I knew it was a joke oh my god what's fucking wrong with being a prude anyway like it's your place to judge if a freshman girl has sex or not?!*